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if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived

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Photo 24 Apr 40,671 notes connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge


#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

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i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

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things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 
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I can only assume that what photographer Porsupah Ree captured here are binkying bunnies. A binky is a playful and happy expression made by a rabbit in which it jumps in the air and twists its body around in a convulsive fashion.


Text 24 Apr 35,036 notes You Cannot Rest Here



Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Quote 24 Apr 110,118 notes
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

Photo 24 Apr 291 notes kinglucario:

Death is unavoidable.


Death is unavoidable.

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