Video 24 Apr 73,925 notes

glitteringgoldie:

if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived

Photo 24 Apr 1,171 notes

(Source: fairytrainer)

Photo 24 Apr 40,671 notes connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

(Source: allrnate)

Text 24 Apr 254,054 notes

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou)

Text 24 Apr 65,791 notes

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

Text 24 Apr 60,696 notes

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 
Video 24 Apr 11,709 notes

whatthefauna:

I can only assume that what photographer Porsupah Ree captured here are binkying bunnies. A binky is a playful and happy expression made by a rabbit in which it jumps in the air and twists its body around in a convulsive fashion.

(Source: 500px.com)

Text 24 Apr 35,036 notes You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Quote 24 Apr 110,118 notes
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

Photo 24 Apr 291 notes kinglucario:

Death is unavoidable.

kinglucario:

Death is unavoidable.


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