My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
look at all those high quality computers behind him
and yet aoba still use this
Source: JJ 愛
Actually, Makoto, they’re married.
Ahaha I’d never thought I would see this on my dash … thank you for sourcing me I appreciate it!
Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…
Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.
By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
how is it even possible to be aware that the oxford comma exists but also not actually know how it’s employed
to have heard of the concept means to have also been informed of the use and i just ???
who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker
!!!!! So here for this!
I HAVE A NEED.